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Todd Wofford

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Cinemavino — Blade II::rating::0::rating::0::rating::0

Blade II represents a rare club: Movie sequels that don't completely suck. Part of that success lies in the hiring of a visionary director, Guillermo del Toro, to supply fresh air to the franchise. Indeed, del Toro imparts his now-trademark energy and visual innovation, and thus elevates the film to even rarer…

ByTodd WoffordAugust 11, 20210Comments

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Blade II::rating::0

Blade II represents a rare club: Movie sequels that don’t completely suck. Part of that success lies in the hiring of a visionary director, Guillermo del Toro, to supply fresh air to the franchise. Indeed, del Toro imparts his now-trademark energy and visual innovation, and thus elevates the film to even rarer territory: Blade II…

ByTodd WoffordAugust 11, 20210Comments

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Blade II (2002)::rating::3.5

Like its predecessor, Blade II arrived at the beginning of the modern superhero renaissance. X-Men, Blade, and Spider-Man proved the genre was ready to be fished out of the cinematic tar pits, where Joel Schumacher had drowned it back in the 90s. Blade II established that these films could also spin off viable sequels--indeed, every…

ByTodd WoffordAugust 11, 20211Comment

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The Suicide Squad (2021)::rating::3.5

The Suicide Squad serves as fresh proof that DC's cinematic endeavor lives its best life out on the dopey fringes. Films like Shazam!, Birds of Prey, and James Gunn's new-look Squad thrive on the combined jolt of sheer silliness and low expectations, while Man of Steel and Zack Snyder's soul-shriveling cut of Justice League bog…

ByTodd WoffordAugust 6, 20211Comment

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Jungle Cruise (2021)::rating::2.5

As I watched the noisy, expensive shenanigans of Jungle Cruise rumble and thrash across the screen, I debated whether adapting an amusement park ride into a movie was an act of sheer audacity or extreme laziness. On one hand, this is a massive production, replete with a top-notch cast and crew. On the other, the…

ByTodd WoffordAugust 5, 20210Comments

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Honey, We Shrunk Ourselves (1997)::rating::0

A lot of people probably don’t realize there are three movies in Disney’s Shrunk franchise. In a related story, a lot of people would like to forget there are movies in Disney’s Shrunk franchise. The first was a solid dose of fun, bedecked in innovative special effects and an endearingly geeky performance from Rick Moranis. Things got a little…

ByTodd WoffordAugust 4, 20210Comments

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Cinemavino — Honey, We Shrunk Ourselves::rating::0

A lot of people probably don't realize there are three movies in Disney's Shrunk franchise. In a related story, a lot of people would like to forget there are movies in Disney's Shrunk franchise. The first was a solid dose of fun, bedecked in innovative special effects and an endearingly geeky performance from Rick Moranis. Things got a little dicier with Honey, I…

ByTodd WoffordAugust 4, 20210Comments

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Honey, We Shrunk Ourselves (1997)::rating::1.5

By 1997, Rick Moranis was at a crossroads in his life. His wife, Ann Belsky, had passed away in 1991, thus making Moranis a young widower with two kids at home. After several years spent on movie sets, Moranis began to feel compelled to step away from his career for the sake of his children.…

ByTodd WoffordAugust 4, 20210Comments

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Peter Rabbit 2 (2021)::rating::3.5

For this review, I've set the lofty goal of sailing through it without a single rabbit-related pun. It won't be easy, but I like to reach for the stars. Anyway...I don't know what the ceiling is for a comedy centered on the shenanigans of anthropomorphic bunnies, but Peter Rabbit 2 and its predecessor manage to…

ByTodd WoffordAugust 2, 20210Comments

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Ghostbusters II (1989)::rating::3

Of all the movie sequel sins, Ghostbusters II commits the most seductive: It plagiarizes the formula that made the first film a monster hit, makes a few comestic adjustments, and tries to pass the whole thing off as something new.

ByTodd WoffordJuly 28, 20210Comments