Fantasy Island (2020)::rating::3::rating::3::rating::3

[su_dropcap size="5"]I'll[/su_dropcap] begin this review by asking two favors of you, dear readers. Numero Uno: Can anyone explain what in the name of Burt Bacharach is going on with this version of Fantasy Island? And I mean anything. Like, who thought the kitschy 70s TV show needed a modern movie version? Or, why did those particular people…

ByTodd WoffordApril 20, 20200Comments

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Trolls World Tour (2020)::rating::3

I’ll put it this way for parents: During this time of epic isolation, Trolls 2 should buy you just enough time to enjoy two El Presidente margaritas.

ByTodd WoffordApril 17, 20200Comments

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Bloodshot (2020)::rating::3

The good news is that babbling drunk is really the only way to survive the rest of the movie. If you still wish to proceed, then grab a fifth of Mezcal and consider yourselves warned.

ByTodd WoffordApril 15, 20200Comments

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Emma. (2020)::rating::3.5

A sumptuous soufflé, rich in flavor and meticulous in its crafting, devotees of the source material will no doubt find this to be a pleasing two-hour experience.

ByTodd WoffordApril 13, 20200Comments

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Sonic the Hedgehog (2020)::rating::3

It’s difficult to type the words, almost like my fingers have been frozen in amber: This cinematic Sonic ain’t…half…bad.

ByTodd WoffordApril 10, 20200Comments

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The Invisible Man (2020)::rating::3

Demanding times call for undemanding movies. We need something goofier than all get-out right now.

ByTodd WoffordApril 8, 20200Comments

The Podcast

Cinemavino — Episode 72: Zoom Goes the Dynamite::rating::0

This week, the gang gets back together–albeit remotely. We talk about what we’re watching in our collective isolation, and what’s in our upcoming queues.

ByTodd WoffordApril 7, 20200Comments