What Men Want (2019)::rating::2::rating::2::rating::2

W hat Men Want was built to be a spiritual successor to Mel Gibson's What Women Want, so it's not surprising when both films make many of the same mistakes. For those lucky enough to forget, What Women Want depicted a dickweed ad executive who harbored a cluelessly condescending attitude toward the women around him. The movie then imbues…

ByTodd WoffordFebruary 12, 20190Comments

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Cinemavino – Episode 9: Artisanal Cottage Cheese::rating::0

For this week's episode, my good friend Taylor Owens comes aboard as we discuss our favorite "second movies." These could be standalone sequels or installments in a larger franchise, but either way, we found quite a few. Fair warning, things get pretty silly pretty quickly. To pair with our conversation, we drink Yardstick Cabernet, by Goldschmidt…

ByTodd WoffordFebruary 9, 20190Comments

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Cold Pursuit (2019)::rating::2.5

S ince the dawn of Charles Bronson's days as a leading man, Hollywood has made a mint on the trope of a mumbly, barrel-chested dad with everything to lose. The people he loves get killed or maimed, transforming our hero into a squib-splattering instrument of vigilante justice. Thugs with poor hygiene get mowed down in…

ByTodd WoffordFebruary 8, 20190Comments

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Serenity (2019)::rating::0.5

I walked into Serenity with only the knowledge I could glean from the movie's poster. Somehow, I walked out of the theater with even less knowledge. Not only about the movie, but about life in general. As the idiotic plot twists and atrocious dialogue soaked into my brain, I lost around 40 IQ points. Suddenly,…

ByTodd WoffordFebruary 7, 20192Comments

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Table Manners (2018)::rating::3.5

I grew up on a ranch, and I can still remember the fires that would sweep through almost every spring. The bluestem grass, the walnut trees, and the oaken corner posts were all left scorched and smoldering. But an amazing thing always happened: Rejuvenation. Green grass would sprout through the soot, singed tree branches…

ByTodd WoffordFebruary 5, 20190Comments

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Cinemavino, Episode 8: Too Many Captains on this Island::rating::0

For this episode, Travis and I drink the wine that made us love wine and discuss the movies that made us love movies. This week's vino is a Cabernet from Requiem Winery, located in Washington's beautiful Columbia Valley. *It turns out "De-Lovely" is Cole Porter and not Bobby Darin. Wine's a hell of a drug.

ByTodd WoffordJanuary 30, 20190Comments

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Stan & Ollie (2018)::rating::4

S omewhere, embedded within the raucous, irresistible comedy of the Three Stooges, the Marx Brothers, and Laurel and Hardy, lies a parable about the bond of brotherhood. Through the daredevil shenanigans and harebrained schemes, a real love was palpable. Laurel and Hardy may not have been related by blood, but they completed each other like…

ByTodd WoffordJanuary 28, 20192Comments

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The Kid Who Would Be King (2019)::rating::3

T he Kid Who Would Be King reminds me of those quirky daydreams I had as a nerdy 7th grader: A voice would come over the intercom and page chubby, adorable little Toddy into the hallway. Instead of a principal or a parent, I would imagine someone giving me a Goonies-style map to buried treasure, or a message…

ByTodd WoffordJanuary 26, 20190Comments

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Let Me Be Franc With You — A Wine and Lion Pairing::rating::0

By 1183, King Henry II had expanded England's territory deep into France. This included the Château de Chinon, a castle roughly 200 miles southwest of Paris. Situated in the Touraine region, Chinon became a favorite spot for Henry to conduct his royal affairs, in every sense of that term. The Lion in Winter depicts a fictionalized Christmas for…

ByTodd WoffordJanuary 25, 20190Comments

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The Lion in Winter (1968)::rating::5

Even though the film still features a few cinematic flourishes, The Lion in Winter largely crackles with the heat and energy of a ferocious theatrical performance.

ByTodd WoffordJanuary 23, 20190Comments