Vice (2018)::rating::3.5::rating::3.5::rating::3.5

When offered the vice presidency, Daniel Webster was succinct: "I do not propose to be buried until I am dead." Vice, Adam McKay's scorching dramedy, posits that Dick Cheney took a cold, clinical look at the same office and saw boundless opportunities. McKay spends over two hours skewering Cheney on a spit, placing many of…

ByTodd WoffordDecember 27, 20180Comments

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Bumblebee (2018)::rating::3.5

Bumblebee makes a wise move by chucking the mechanical three-ring circus of past Transformers films into the dumpster. In place of all that clunking cacophony we get something surprising: A fun, patiently-paced film, filled with characters who do more than run, scream, and hide. This is a prequel that feels more like a rejuvenation. It's 1987, and…

ByTodd WoffordDecember 23, 20180Comments

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Aquaman (2018)::rating::3.5

Aquaman takes 100 minutes worth of rollicking escapism and dilutes it into 145 minutes worth of movie. At some point, all the subplots and flashbacks and supporting characters and mythic beasts and sweeping aquatic battles amount to an overpacked suitcase, with the filmmakers sitting on it to get the latches shut. Jason Momoa is great…

ByTodd WoffordDecember 21, 20181Comment

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Mary Poppins Returns (2018)::rating::3.5

For the past few weeks, I've scowled at the sight of every Mary Poppins Returns poster. My inner monologue boiled with cynicism: Hey, cool! Remember when they made Revenge of Citizen Kane? Or Return to the Bridge on the River Kwai? Nope. 'Cause they used to know enough to leave perfection alone. Mary Poppins is one those movies…

ByTodd WoffordDecember 20, 20180Comments

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Mortal Engines (2018)::rating::2.5

The makers of Mortal Engines clearly went to great lengths to render a fully three-dimensional world, only to populate it with two-dimensional characters. This is perfectly embodied in a scene where the two protagonists sit breathlessly after a narrow escape. "That was close!" One of them gasps. "Yeah," says the other. "Too close!" Millions of dollars are…

ByTodd WoffordDecember 19, 20181Comment

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The Favourite (2018)::rating::5

"We breed wars," Eleanor of Aquitaine says in The Lion in Winter. "We carry it like syphilis inside. Dead bodies rot in field and stream because the living ones are rotten." The Favourite depicts a world of war, high taxes, and pervasive poverty, all while an absentminded queen sits dazed on the throne. This movie's most surprising…

ByTodd WoffordDecember 19, 20182Comments

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Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018)::rating::3.5

Comic book writers often combat story stagnation by fiddling with their continuity and canon. Realities get warped, deceased characters come back to life, and origin stories get scuttled for brand new ones. Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse takes the novel approach of weaving a web of disparate plots into one cohesive story: A host of Spider-Beings from many…

ByTodd WoffordDecember 16, 20180Comments

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The Mule (2018)::rating::3

Clint Eastwood's The Mule makes a fascinating companion piece to Robert Redford's recent swan song, The Old Man and the Gun. Both films center on crinkly geriatrics who stroll their way through a career in crime. The two movies differ greatly in tone, however, and much of this derives from the lead actors, who imbue their personalties onto…

ByTodd WoffordDecember 14, 20180Comments

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Cinemavino, Episode 5 – One Ping Only::rating::0

For this week's podcasting saga, Travis and I discuss our favorite movie quotes of all time. Our wine for this week, the Pinot Noir from Dutton Goldfield, tasted so incredible that it's possible we had a bit too much of it. So, if two goobers talking absolute gibberish is your thing, get on in here.

ByTodd WoffordDecember 13, 20180Comments

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Ralph Breaks the Internet (2018)::rating::3.5

An unspoken dialogue exists between the makers of modern animated films and the parents who haul their kids to see them: Buy tickets to our movie, and we will offer you 90 minutes of mollified, glassy-eyed silence. We will show them a whole new world--shining, shimmering, splendid. This exchange regards adults as hapless captives, stuck…

ByTodd WoffordDecember 13, 20180Comments