Cinemavino, Episode 5 – One Ping Only::rating::0::rating::0::rating::0

For this week's podcasting saga, Travis and I discuss our favorite movie quotes of all time. Our wine for this week, the Pinot Noir from Dutton Goldfield, tasted so incredible that it's possible we had a bit too much of it. So, if two goobers talking absolute gibberish is your thing, get on in here.

ByTodd WoffordDecember 13, 20180Comments

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Ralph Breaks the Internet (2018)::rating::3.5

An unspoken dialogue exists between the makers of modern animated films and the parents who haul their kids to see them: Buy tickets to our movie, and we will offer you 90 minutes of mollified, glassy-eyed silence. We will show them a whole new world--shining, shimmering, splendid. This exchange regards adults as hapless captives, stuck…

ByTodd WoffordDecember 13, 20180Comments

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Can You Ever Forgive Me? (2018)::rating::4.5

A legend has sprouted about the day Bob Dylan met an aging, ailing Woody Guthrie. "You sound more like me than I do," was the elder bard's supposed summation of his successor. It's entirely possible that if Lee Israel could've met the great gallery of writers she impersonated, they might've offered her the same backhanded…

ByTodd WoffordDecember 8, 20181Comment

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Robin Hood (2018)::rating::2

"F orget everything you've seen." The awkward narration that opens Robin Hood asks a tall order of its audience: Cast out your memories of Errol Flynn's buckling of swash, Disney's cute, flippant fox, and even Kevin Costner's wandering, wobbling accent. Make room for this clunky, funky steampunk mishmash that delivers one mile of style for every…

ByTodd WoffordDecember 5, 20180Comments

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Green Book (2018)::rating::4

T he story goes that in 1963, Sam Cooke and his band were turned away from a hotel in Shreveport, La. Cooke, arguably the most important soul singer of the 20th Century, flew into a volcanic rage. "They won't shoot me!" He fumed. "I'm Sam Cooke!" But they could have and would have, if cooler…

ByTodd WoffordDecember 1, 20180Comments

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A Private War (2018)::rating::4.5

"W ar is cruelty," William Tecumseh Sherman once said. "There is no use trying to reform it. The crueler it is, the sooner it will be over." Sherman's cold, 19th Century logic dictated that if women and children helped fuel the machine of war, then they should not be exempt from being trampled by it.…

ByTodd WoffordNovember 30, 20181Comment

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Cinemavino – Episode 4: Unless You’re Making Out With Brian Dennehy::rating::0

E veryone has movies they're ashamed to love. I've seen Clueless countless times. It's on my bucket list to tell someone they're "a virgin who can't drive." And I would say it's okay to love any movie, but it's also natural to feel a little embarrassed by when that movie might be a little out of character…

ByTodd WoffordNovember 29, 20180Comments

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Creed II (2018)::rating::3.5

C reed II somehow manages to be completely entertaining, despite the fact that it's the sequel to a spinoff from a franchise that itself spawned six movies over three decades. If the first Creed was a strong character study and a worthy companion to the first Rocky, then this movie draws obvious inspiration from the gaudy, bombastic heave…

ByTodd WoffordNovember 28, 20180Comments

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Instant Family (2018)::rating::3

T he life of a parent has been described as "all joy and no fun." The act of having children trades the instant gratification of autonomous adulthood--the soft thrill of sleeping in or enjoying the stillness of a quiet home--for the macro-satisfaction of shepherding children along the precious milestones of life. Instant Family depicts an…

ByTodd WoffordNovember 27, 20180Comments

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Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald (2018)::rating::3.5

W ith this film, J.K. Rowling's immense canon now spans twenty-plus years of wizards and witches over several eras and continents. It's a lot of mythology to digest, and the uninitiated may approach such a feast with caution. Those who have previously devoured will no doubt revel another go at the trough. Fantastic Beasts: The…

ByTodd WoffordNovember 17, 20181Comment