For all its good intent and ardent tone, The Last Full Measure is also a relentlessly underwhelming movie.
[su_dropcap size="5"]D[/su_dropcap]ownhill features so many repellant characters, it's difficult to pin down the one I hate the most: Billie (Julia Louis-Dreyfus) shrieks through her scenes like a hen-pecking shrew, devoid of any qualities any human might find appealing. Pete (Will Ferrell), her gelded milquetoast of a husband, sucks the air out of every room he inhabits.…
There are some horrible options out there, but you can also find some decent ones out there. Let me make this quest easier for you.
For anybody who thought any of this might be worth at least a slight chuckle, you’ve been warned. Like a Boss sinks like a lead balloon.
The decision to digitally anthropomorphize Buck actually fails the film on two levels.
The Way Back might cover a lot of familiar ground, but at least it does so with quite a bit of skill and sensitivity.
This week, Travis and I unite via Zoom and break down our thoughts on Picard as a whole, and where we think it could go in season 2.
[su_dropcap size="5"]I'll[/su_dropcap] begin this review by asking two favors of you, dear readers. Numero Uno: Can anyone explain what in the name of Burt Bacharach is going on with this version of Fantasy Island? And I mean anything. Like, who thought the kitschy 70s TV show needed a modern movie version? Or, why did those particular people…
I’ll put it this way for parents: During this time of epic isolation, Trolls 2 should buy you just enough time to enjoy two El Presidente margaritas.
The good news is that babbling drunk is really the only way to survive the rest of the movie. If you still wish to proceed, then grab a fifth of Mezcal and consider yourselves warned.
