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Aug 2020

Black Panther (2018)::rating::4::rating::4::rating::4

[su_dropcap size="5"]B[/su_dropcap]lack Panther connects with a rare one-two punch by featuring one of the friggin' coolest comic book characters of all time, while also building a lively, intelligent, and socially-aware…

Aug 2020

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BlacKkKlansman (2018)::rating::4

[su_dropcap size="5"]"T[/su_dropcap]here is no present or future–only the past, happening over and over again–now.” Eugene O’Neill’s words perfectly apply to BlacKklansman, a broiling, billowing, blisteringly funny film that marks Spike…

Jul 2020

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Escape Room (2019)::rating::3

As long as you can just power off your brain, relax, and surrender to this film’s powerful sense of goofiness, you might find yourself in a junk food coma, as…

Jul 2020

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Gettysburg (1993)::rating::4

No movie could truly capture the Shakespearean scope of those few days, but Gettysburg does much to bottle the mind-boggling fury for public consumption.

Jun 2020

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The High Note (2020)::rating::3.5

The High Note hums with real chemistry between the romantic leads and an infectious affection for good music that really put the hook in me.

May 2020

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Bad Boys for Life (2020)::rating::2

[su_dropcap size="5"]A[/su_dropcap]nybody who's seen enough sitcoms will be familiar with a clip show: At some point, when that Golden Girls $$$ starts running dry, they'll have Blanche, Sophia, and Dorothy…

May 2020

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Just Mercy (2019)::rating::3.5

Mercy flirts with all these flaws, but the filmmakers thankfully show just enough restraint to let the power of its source material shine through.

May 2020

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Underwater (2020)::rating::2

This instantly invokes the openings of Alien and The Abyss, two classic movies that only remind us of everything this one lacks.

Mar 2020

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Raiders of the Hidden Donald Trump Fetish Doll::rating::0

I don’t know if this idea warrants anything more than a few weird minutes, but I am definitely curious to see the angry tweets it generates.

Mar 2020

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Onward (2020)::rating::3.5

While it can’t hit and hold the same high notes as its classic predecessors, fans of the genre will find that Onward is still better than just about anything out there.

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