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Dec 2019

Brittany Runs a Marathon (2019)::rating::3.5::rating::3.5::rating::3.5

Brittany Runs a Marathon wasn't made by Judd Apatow, but it has a lot of the same look and feel: Its titular heroine lives somewhere between always being drunk and…

Oct 2019

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Stuber (2019)::rating::2.5

To paraphrase those Muppets up in the theater balcony: This ain’t half bad. It ain’t half good, either.

Sep 2019

Cinemavino — Episode 45: Those About to Rock::rating::0

This week, we screen an over-the-top 90s classic, The Rock. We got cornball one-liners, frantic Michael Bay direction, and a wacky chase through the streets of San Francisco.

Sep 2019

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Ad Astra (2019)::rating::4

Audiences may be shocked–hopefully in a good way–by the thoughtful, meticulous drama that hides in plain sight.

Sep 2019

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It Chapter Two (2019)::rating::3

At a sprawling, ballsy 170 minutes of runtime, this electric booglaloo alternates between being funny, fascinating, and flat-out draining.

Aug 2019

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Cold War (2018)::rating::4.5

S adness hangs over every scene in Cold War, like a layer of smoke above a dimly-lit jazz bar. Characters love and long for each other, they express their feelings in…

Aug 2019

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Lust (2018)::rating::2.5

I can’t claim to know exactly what Lust is trying to say, but I do know it’s deadly serious about it.

Jul 2019

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Shoplifters (2018)::rating::4.5

Shoplifters shows us a patchwork of people, stitched together by the pangs of desperation and loneliness.

Jul 2019

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After (2019)::rating::0.5

These 106 minutes move slower than the time I had a tooth crowned and they didn’t give me enough novocaine.

Mar 2019

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Holmes & Watson (2018)::rating::0

H olmes & Watson isn't so much a movie as a monsoon of limp, slimy jokes that plop to the ground like that storm of toads in Magnolia. The actors fidget…

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