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Movie Reviews by Todd Wofford— Funny, informative movie reviews

Jul 2021

Black Widow (2021)::rating::3.5::rating::3.5::rating::3.5

If the MCU's cultural phenomenon were a swimming pool, then Black Widow requires a doggy paddle out to the deep end. Along the way, you'll pass twenty-three movies, multiple TV shows, social…

Jun 2021

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The Misfits (2021)::rating::1.5

It only took 125 years of moviemaking, but The Misfits has finally given us the cinematic equivalent of a wet willie. That might sound a smidge dramatic, but after…

Apr 2021

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Mortal Kombat (2021)::rating::2.5

I got bored with this one, just like I used to with the upright version, back at O.J.’s Hamburgers & Arcade. Real Kombat fans may love it, but skeptics should steer clear.…

Oct 2019

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Gemini Man (2019)::rating::3

Unfortunately, everything good about this movie also serves as a reminder of everything it could’ve been.

Oct 2019

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Anna (2019)::rating::1.5

For all its flaws, I will give it this: Anna boasts the rare distinction of being bloody and boring at the same time.

Sep 2019

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Cinemavino — Episode 45: Those About to Rock::rating::0

This week, we screen an over-the-top 90s classic, The Rock. We got cornball one-liners, frantic Michael Bay direction, and a wacky chase through the streets of San Francisco.

May 2019

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John Wick 3: Chapter 3 — Parabellum (2019)::rating::3.5

Third movies in the franchise are usually where all the air finally goes out of the balloon, but John Wick 3 does a great job of clearing the same bar…

May 2019

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Pokémon Detective Pikachu (2019)::rating::3

I'm gonna kick off this review with the stinging chill of full disclosure: Pokémon is an alien phenomenon to me. The parking lot of my old workplace was some kinda…

Apr 2019

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Shazam! (2019)::rating::4

Freewheeling and fun, Shazam! is a game-changer for the DC franchise.

Mar 2019

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[su_dropcap]W[/su_dropcap]ith this live action Dumbo, Tim Burton builds bigger but not bolder, broader but not better. He doubles the runtime of the original, and fills his new version with more plot,…

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