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Movie Reviews by Todd Wofford— Funny, informative movie reviews

Jul 2021

Batman Returns (1992)::rating::3::rating::3::rating::3

In Batman Returns, Tim Burton delivers the most audaciously eccentric blockbuster ever made. After the mammoth success of the first Batman, the pressure mounted for a sequel that matched its combination of…

Jul 2021

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Black Widow (2021)::rating::3.5

If the MCU's cultural phenomenon were a swimming pool, then Black Widow requires a doggy paddle out to the deep end. Along the way, you'll pass twenty-three movies, multiple TV shows, social…

Jun 2021

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The Misfits (2021)::rating::1.5

It only took 125 years of moviemaking, but The Misfits has finally given us the cinematic equivalent of a wet willie. That might sound a smidge dramatic, but after…

Apr 2021

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Mortal Kombat (2021)::rating::2.5

I got bored with this one, just like I used to with the upright version, back at O.J.’s Hamburgers & Arcade. Real Kombat fans may love it, but skeptics should steer clear.…

Oct 2019

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Gemini Man (2019)::rating::3

Unfortunately, everything good about this movie also serves as a reminder of everything it could’ve been.

Oct 2019

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Anna (2019)::rating::1.5

For all its flaws, I will give it this: Anna boasts the rare distinction of being bloody and boring at the same time.

Sep 2019

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Cinemavino — Episode 45: Those About to Rock::rating::0

This week, we screen an over-the-top 90s classic, The Rock. We got cornball one-liners, frantic Michael Bay direction, and a wacky chase through the streets of San Francisco.

May 2019

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John Wick 3: Chapter 3 — Parabellum (2019)::rating::3.5

Third movies in the franchise are usually where all the air finally goes out of the balloon, but John Wick 3 does a great job of clearing the same bar…

May 2019

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Pokémon Detective Pikachu (2019)::rating::3

I'm gonna kick off this review with the stinging chill of full disclosure: Pokémon is an alien phenomenon to me. The parking lot of my old workplace was some kinda…

Apr 2019

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Shazam! (2019)::rating::4

Freewheeling and fun, Shazam! is a game-changer for the DC franchise.

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