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Sep 2022

Mean Guns (1997)::rating::1.5::rating::1.5::rating::1.5

M ean Guns resembles the kind of movie Quentin Tarantino would've made if he'd grown up under power lines. The filmmakers desperately try to mimic QT's edgy dialogue and operatic flourishes…

Apr 2022

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Morbius (2022)::rating::1

M orbius achieves a rare double feat: Over the course of its punishing 104 minutes, Daniel Espinosa's middling, piddling vampire epic manages to be glum, but without any dramatic heft. At…

Mar 2022

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Deep Water (2022)::rating::2

T wo completely different movies live within the soul of Deep Water, and both of them are bad: On the one level, director Adrian Lyne (Fatal Attraction, Indecent Proposal) delivers a humid,…

Feb 2022

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Infinite (2022)::rating::1

As is, Infinite is just loud, talky, and boring. Just like its titular logo, this movie seems to never end.

Jan 2022

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Thunder Force (2021)::rating::0.5

I can't say when it happened, but at some point during Thunder Force, my soul left my body. To be clear, we aren't talking about some transcendent spiritual experience. No,…

Aug 2021

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Honey, We Shrunk Ourselves (1997)::rating::1.5

By 1997, Rick Moranis was at a crossroads in his life. His wife, Ann Belsky, had passed away in 1991, thus making Moranis a young widower with two kids at…

Nov 2019

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Playing with Fire (2019)::rating::1.5

If movie clichés were flammable, Playing with Fire would go up in a four-alarm blaze. Just about any trope you can imagine gets chucked into the burn pit: You want a chiseled…

Oct 2019

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Jexi (2019)::rating::0.5

Jexi had potential, buried underneath all the layers of badness.

Oct 2019

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Anna (2019)::rating::1.5

For all its flaws, I will give it this: Anna boasts the rare distinction of being bloody and boring at the same time.

Sep 2019

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Cinemavino — Episode 45: Those About to Rock::rating::0

This week, we screen an over-the-top 90s classic, The Rock. We got cornball one-liners, frantic Michael Bay direction, and a wacky chase through the streets of San Francisco.

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