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Movie Reviews by Todd Wofford— Funny, informative movie reviews

Aug 2021

Escape from L.A. (1996)::rating::3.5::rating::3.5::rating::3.5

If it were possible for certain films to have an odor, Escape from L.A. would definitely be on that list. As each grimy, soot-stained scene crept along, I could almost…

Aug 2021

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Mission Impossible III (2006)::rating::3.5

Mission Impossible III represents the rarest of cinematic anomalies: The third film of a franchise is generally where we hear the first groans and wheezes of a slow death. Remember…

Aug 2021

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Cinemavino — The Suicide Squad (*spoilers)::rating::0

For your listening pleasure, we present a short podcast on The Suicide Squad! This movie turned out to be a lot of fun, and we had a great time…

Aug 2021

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Gunpowder Milkshake (2021)::rating::2.5

And while Milkshake is well-made, well-acted, and never boring, it really feels a few years late to the Tarantino Masquerade Ball.

Aug 2021

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Cinemavino — Blade II::rating::0

Blade II represents a rare club: Movie sequels that don't completely suck. Part of that success lies in the hiring of a visionary director, Guillermo del Toro, to…

Aug 2021

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Blade II (2002)::rating::3.5

Like its predecessor, Blade II arrived at the beginning of the modern superhero renaissance. X-Men, Blade, and Spider-Man proved the genre was ready to be fished out of the cinematic…

Aug 2021

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The Suicide Squad (2021)::rating::3.5

The Suicide Squad serves as fresh proof that DC's cinematic endeavor lives its best life out on the dopey fringes. Films like Shazam!, Birds of Prey, and James Gunn's new-look…

Aug 2021

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Jungle Cruise (2021)::rating::2.5

As I watched the noisy, expensive shenanigans of Jungle Cruise rumble and thrash across the screen, I debated whether adapting an amusement park ride into a movie was an act…

Aug 2021

The Drink Menu The Podcast

Cinemavino — Honey, We Shrunk Ourselves::rating::0

A lot of people probably don't realize there are three movies in Disney's Shrunk franchise. In a related story, a lot of people would like to forget there are movies in Disney's Shrunk franchise. The first…

Jul 2021

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The Boss Baby: Family Business (2021)::rating::2.5

When the original Boss Baby film debuted in 2017, it received fairly middling reviews from critics. They complained that it was loaded with poopy diaper jokes and cheap, derivative storytelling.…

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