Todd Wofford Archives

Child’s Play (2019)::rating::3.5::rating::3.5::rating::3.5

Child’s Play has its share of genuine scares, but its best moments flaunt a cheerfully wicked sense of humor. This is cinematic junk food at its absolute finest.

Cinemavino — Episode 32: Whatever It Is, It Ain’t Local::rating::0

This week, we talk about our favor one-liners, whether they’re cornball, obscure, or all the above. We also drink some delicious Charbono from the Robert Foley Winery.

Late Night (2019)::rating::3.5

After suffering through several courses of limp, brainless summer blockbusters, Late Night is a welcome sorbet.

Dark Phoenix (2019)::rating::2.5

As it is, Dark Phoenix feels like a bland, listless finale to a host of iconic truly iconic characters.

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Cinemavino — Episode 31: Bad Movie Rising::rating::0

On this week’s Cinemavino, we take a look at the worst movies we’ve ever paid to endure. We also drink some delicious Red Zinfandel from Bedrock Winery.

Brightburn (2019)::rating::2.5

Brightburn has some sturdy performances and a few scares, but mostly this is a paper airplane that spends 90 minutes flittering slowly to the ground.

Cinemavino — Episode 30: Monstrous Ink::rating::0

For this episode, we discuss Godzilla: King of the Monsters, monster movies in general, and our general fascination with disaster movies.

Cinemavino — Episode 29: Mitch Scōggins::rating::0

For this episode, the boys and I drink some delicious wine and discuss our favorite movies about graduation and the end of school.

May 2019

Booksmart (2019)::rating::4

This is an overtly clever, deceptively moving, and uncommonly strong teen movie about two super-intelligent girls who must confront their own social myopia.

May 2019